selenna / 16 / really lame
Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE


'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life




enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop


can’t wait for fall to start so i can stop wearing the same two pairs of shorts all the time and start wearing the same two pairs of jeans all the time


My dad asked me what I was doing and I accidentally said “ur mom”



reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out


i dont think i ever told people about the egg decorating competitions my secondary school started doing at easter

this was my favourite entry of all time and it didnt win and im still outraged


Anonymous asked:
what do u think about nicki skinny shaming in anaconda?


I think skinny ppl can turn off her song and open literally any magazine, watch any other video or movie and tv show and see their body types idealized and praised


*mobile blogs in front of computer*


4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math