deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

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coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

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penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

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pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(Source: warteeth)

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

image

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tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

image

oh that’s why ok

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kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

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